Here & There

这个周末，俺和蓉儿做了两天岛民
深圳东海岸的沙滩和天空，总是让人忘记自己身在深圳，而三门岛更是以0752的区号，宣告这个小岛属于惠州
甭管惠州还是深圳，05年俺就上过一次三门岛，那次仅仅是游泳，和公司的同事们，完全不够浪漫，而这次很够。

周六一早就去接了蓉儿，在GPS的帮助下，准确无误的找到了东冲码头，感谢CCTV，感谢...
快艇费用是300一条，每条可坐6人，但考虑到回程时间不希望和其他人绑定，还是两人包下一艘快艇，船夫长得很黑、很忠厚。
05年时快艇的收费与现在完全相同，CPI的影响好像也有局限性，但那次俺坐在快艇后排，这次和蓉儿坐在了前排座位。
事实证明前排比后排恐怖，因为后排乘客可以抓住前排的座椅靠背，而前排乘客只能抓住旁边乘客的大腿
结果蓉儿就抓住了俺的大腿没放 :-P    在两人的屁股受到了持续强烈颠簸震撼之后，三门岛北扣码头到了



岛心酒店的小车以头文字D的方式将俺们从码头拉到酒店门口，也是，岛上没别的车，开快一点应该的，幸好俺俩没坐第一排。
酒店阳台对着岛心淡水湖，房间比较大，洗手间也够大，除了有只小强站在屋子中央聊表抗议之外，感觉还是不错的
于是工作人员不费吹灰之力徒手将小强绳之以法，并且安慰俺们：你看，小强不咬人，不怕。



不小心发现了一辆吉普车，兴奋地拽着蓉儿合照，拍出来感觉蛮和谐咧



下午在月亮湾沙滩晃悠半晌，此处省略肉麻描述，以保证本文的记叙文性质不会变成散文性质





太阳下山之前，走进渔民家里，吃了顿丰盛的晚餐，期间不意看见渔家小姑娘洗澡，可惜当时并不知情，只因小姑娘年方2岁，而且异常调皮像个男孩，被老妈放在大桶里猛洗...
看完之后还被蓉儿笑话作了条色狼，其实冤枉得很 ^0^





这是一条被俺俩吃掉的“包公鱼”，长相挺愤青的



岛上有座山，名为“海誓山盟峰”，原计划当晚上山考察，翌日早晨登山看日出。
结果当晚的考察计划被1大2小三只黄狗拦截，事后才知道，它们并非不准行人通过，而是看到有人经过，上前索要饮食，吓得俺俩赶紧打道回府

第二天早上4点都被闹钟叫醒，回想昨晚考察结果，结合当时天空多云状况，一致同意继续睡觉

上午登山时发现不看日出的正确性，由于暴风雨刚过，山路不好走，白天没有问题，但晚上或凌晨很难借助一两个手电筒爬上山顶。
上山沿途不时遇到下山的游客，我们好像是最后一批，所以在山顶可以旁若无人、为所欲为，其实也没干啥...

返程的快艇上，大腿很寂寞，因为两人都坐在后排，可以抓前排座椅靠背了。

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.